20 year old theatre major in Orlando, Florida. LUSH employee. Fond of cake, Bowie and more cake. Charmang, sofistikayted, and sawve.
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THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
Made me pee from my butt in the best way possible. Snaps for Goddard and Whedon!
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Because they were a part of the sale today my store FINALLY sold the last of our Tuca Tuca massage bars. In memorium, I have composed a haiku.
“Know what I won’t miss?
Tuca tuca massage bar:
Smells like grandma’s ass.”
My mom and I have THE lamest conversations via text.
- Me: I'm done!
- Mom: On my way
- Me: OKAY I LOVE YOU MY SNOWFLAKE OF LOVE!
- Mom: Thank u cupcake
- Me: You're welcome SNUGGLEBUTT.
- Mom: Yes creamboogie
- Me: Okay, strudelfarts.
- Mom: you chocolate covered lizard
- Me: You would, you strawberry scented magazine rack.
