20 year old theatre major in Orlando, Florida. LUSH employee. Fond of cake, Bowie and more cake. Charmang, sofistikayted, and sawve.

27th December 2011

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Because they were a part of the sale today my store FINALLY sold the last of our Tuca Tuca massage bars. In memorium, I have composed a haiku.

“Know what I won’t miss?
Tuca tuca massage bar:
Smells like grandma’s ass.”

Because they were a part of the sale today my store FINALLY sold the last of our Tuca Tuca massage bars. In memorium, I have composed a haiku.

“Know what I won’t miss?

Tuca tuca massage bar:

Smells like grandma’s ass.”

Tagged: LUSHsucky sucky sucky productwith a sucky smellseriouslyI hate tuca tucaa

  1. vaxitron5000 reblogged this from brujay and added:
    I actually like tuca tuca, but this was funny :)
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  3. jordanl reblogged this from brujay and added:
    Love the haiku :P
  4. savpie reblogged this from brujay and added:
    i love everything about this post.
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